That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."