That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

I rant, therefore I am

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.