That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.

Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.