It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.
Dennis MillerIt's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.
Dennis MillerTheir offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.
Dennis MillerI think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.
Dennis Miller