They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.

I rant, therefore I am

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.