They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.

With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.

When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.