Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.