I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.