Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'

The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans - you know the answer before I say it - that's not good.