Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.

There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.