Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.