Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

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