How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.