After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.
Dennis MillerLet me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
Dennis MillerIt's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.
Dennis MillerThere's a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.
Dennis Miller