After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.
Dennis MillerLet me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
Dennis MillerI've grown fonder for Hillary Clinton since she ran for the presidency. I think that it's emblematic of the Rolling Stones song, you can't always get what you want, i.e., the grail. Sometimes you get what you need. And whatever she's gotten over the last couple of years, being humbled or be it being humbled and see the proletariat come to bat for her, getting outside of the bubble, getting out of this man's shadow, not quite getting the job she wants but a great wonk job.
Dennis MillerCheck out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'
Dennis Miller