The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?

The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.