Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.