Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.

Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.