The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.
Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.