When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
Dennis MillerThe radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
Dennis MillerJust put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.
Dennis Miller