There's a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.
Dennis MillerIt's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.
Dennis MillerWhen I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
Dennis MillerI used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
Dennis Miller