There's a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator

The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a bad guy... When I'm in Los Angeles having these incredibly surreal moments where nobody's saying anything and everybody's talking incessantly, I always have that Pittsburgh voice in my head - shut up, smile, get the job, move on.

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!

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