I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans - you know the answer before I say it - that's not good.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.