Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.