Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn't get any work done.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.