Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.