Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.