Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a group of aliens so intelligent, so insouciant, so utterly above it all, they feel no need whatsoever to equip their spacecraft with windows so that they can gaze out on all that celestial beauty-but then immediately upon landing, their first impulse is to get in some hick's ass with a flashlight.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.