Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.

Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.