If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a bad guy... When I'm in Los Angeles having these incredibly surreal moments where nobody's saying anything and everybody's talking incessantly, I always have that Pittsburgh voice in my head - shut up, smile, get the job, move on.

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.