If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.

There's a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.