If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!

The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.

I rant, therefore I am