I'd rather be funny than wise.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.