It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra.