Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.