When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans - you know the answer before I say it - that's not good.

If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.