Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.