We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
Dennis MillerAfter 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
Dennis MillerI'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.
Dennis MillerThe American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
Dennis Miller