Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

Now let me get this straight. Bush is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.