It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.