It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'