It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends.