Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?