Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.