The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.
Dennis MillerIt's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
Dennis MillerNowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.
Dennis MillerI had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.
Dennis MillerThe average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
Dennis MillerI come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called The Right Hand Stuff. I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.
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