A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
Dennis MillerI like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a coin changer.
Dennis MillerHomosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
Dennis MillerIf somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.
Dennis Miller