The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.