The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.

Now let me get this straight. Bush is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?

Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.