The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.