I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?
Dennis MillerI have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
Dennis MillerNow I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.
Dennis Miller