I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.