I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator