I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.

By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Think of Iraq as "East Korea," because it was a shoot the cuffs war for the edification of Kim Jong Il to let him know we've now circled the SUVs. Iraq was about breaking adhesions, getting lean, staying frosty - in short, getting ready for the big Doug MacArthur Memorial Cage Match to come.

We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.