I rant, therefore I am
Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?
Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.