The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!