The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so.

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.