Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.