What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

I rant, therefore I am