What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.