Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four of the five remaining 1932 Aston Martins still in road-worthy condition after you'd paid for life's little necessities like hookers and weed, get your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds, and make a tackle or two, okay, Babe?

Now let me get this straight. Bush is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.