The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of Christ's birth, that's the problem. It's unbelievable to me. The ACLU will no longer fight for your right to put up a nativity scene, but they'll fight for the right of the local freak who wants to stumble onto the scene and have sex with one of the sheep.
Dennis MillerWomen don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.
Dennis MillerThe radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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