By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.