By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.