I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.