And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?
Dennis MillerJust be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
Dennis MillerHere in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis MillerIf I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.
Dennis Miller