And I've always been paranoid. I can remember as a baby my mother would spin the mobile above my head and thinking..."yeah, that's coming down."

At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.

If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.