There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.