There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a group of aliens so intelligent, so insouciant, so utterly above it all, they feel no need whatsoever to equip their spacecraft with windows so that they can gaze out on all that celestial beauty-but then immediately upon landing, their first impulse is to get in some hick's ass with a flashlight.

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.