Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that's when I'm right.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.