Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.