Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.