Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
Dennis MillerI have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
Dennis MillerParenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Dennis MillerAmerica may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
Dennis Miller