Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.