Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.