Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.

I've grown fonder for Hillary Clinton since she ran for the presidency. I think that it's emblematic of the Rolling Stones song, you can't always get what you want, i.e., the grail. Sometimes you get what you need. And whatever she's gotten over the last couple of years, being humbled or be it being humbled and see the proletariat come to bat for her, getting outside of the bubble, getting out of this man's shadow, not quite getting the job she wants but a great wonk job.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.