Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.