If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis MillerHere in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis MillerWe've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
Dennis MillerCampaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.
Dennis Miller