Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.

If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.