Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.